hell yes lets make some ravioli
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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