Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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