I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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