They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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