just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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