How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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