The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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