I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Randomize
