is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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