btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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