I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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