Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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