Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Life is so much better after having sex.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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