who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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