And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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