Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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