Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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