I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
