i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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