party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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