I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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