Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
