kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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