I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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