I'm going to jail i love you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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