there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
this hospital has no fireball
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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