He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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