sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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