I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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