i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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