I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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