Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
