I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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