Don't you send me to vm
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My liver just had a heart attack.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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