Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
