So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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