my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i out mim tonsoeep
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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