I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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