So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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