try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she smelled like a LAN party
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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