Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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