I've blown a few things in my day
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Randomize
