just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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