Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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