can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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