At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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