he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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