Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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