I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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