There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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