You made me cry and you don't even care
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My vagina is very pro this idea
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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