After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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