You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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