Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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