What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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